peace & love
Mötley Crue
Anna Ternheim
Gentleman
Hello Saferide
Hoffmaestro
Håkan Hellström
Laakso
Lars Winnerbäck
Mando Diao
Promoe
Slagsmålsklubben
Thåström
Timbuktu
The Kooks
Ulf Lundell :D
Turbonegro
Thomas Di Leva :D
Pete Doherty
Do i need to name more names of bands which is arriving at this totally awesome 5days-festival?
The only artists i miss on this list is Ken Ring, Jason Mraz and Jack Johnson. And T.I of course :D
Well, going to stockholm tonight, need the last minutes to pack my bags b4 headin towards mcdonalds..
Peace out u cute bastards
NEIGHBOURS, BROTHERS, BROTHERS FOR LIFE
Im soon about to head towards work, but first im going to post this post mr. Postman.
Ma gurl bought me a 10pack of cigarettes today, love those small packs and haven't seen em around in sweden since like 4 yrs back.. lame.
The guys who decided to take those small packs away sure are idiots imo. Imean what are they thinking? "EITHER U SMOKE MUCH, OR U SMOKE NOTHING" Stupid tards, now the partysmokers have to buy themselfs a large pack instead of that 10pack which gets empty on one night..
Well well, todays animal is nothing else than the famous facehugger (facehugger is a specie Ridley Scott made up in the Alien movies, google it and u know what i mean) lookalike:
The camelspider. Common in Iraq n sandy countries like that. Can run up to 16km/h. Thats almost as fast as an average human. Venomous! and also got a brother mutation of this specie who lives in India (picture coming). And their large fangs can make huge, deep, ragged and infectous wounds.. Scary..
This is the camelspiders brother, the Wind Scorpion:
As u can see, this dude is ofc venomous. Look at those CRAZY pinching jaws.. :(
Dont wrestle this spider, cause then u'll end up with one of these on yer nose.
See you in stockholm this week on thursday. Peace brothers n sis's.
Giant isopods and Laakso, OMG.
Hey dear readers!
Enjoying bigtime being free from work! Sittin here and googling for scary animals, and there are so many, love it!
Also im listening to Laakso, which is a kinda awesome band! Youtube/Spotify;
Laakso - High drama
Laakso - Norrköping
And one song which im playing atleast once every hour is M.I.A - Paper planes, ofcourse, imean who doesn't love those gunshots?
Life's good.
Im feeling happy at the moment! Im going to stockholm on thursday, i love my girlfriend, salary on thursday/friday, got summervacation planned. (Though not planned what im gonna do except for the peace n love festival). 8june - 1juli im free as a bird!
Yesterday Jonathan the jew called my cellphone like 2am (saturdaynight). First I was like "wtf, what idiot is calling me at this hour". But when i heard "AYYYE ROPPPIE!!" my heart was filled with happiness :D Ofc he was out drinkin' on Limerick, just as all of my other friends back home in Stockholm :D
And soon Erik, Martin&Mikael, Isabelle n her girls, Katta n Calle is coming home! Will be so awesome to meet them, i friggin miss them, especially the ones who's been travellin since december last year!
Well here's todays monster (This is kinda dedicated to Erik Hultman, since we've chased and been chased by the small version of isopods on Phi Phi island..), The Giant Isopod;
These gangstas can grow up to ~40cm long, and weight about 1.7kg.
They look like those things living beneath rocks in sweden uknow, dunno what they're called, but like "Greyhogs" if u direct-translate it, haha.
Living of the dead fish, whales n squid carcasses. Can live without food in 2months.. crazyness..
Also this spiece's brother has lived since Pangea, thats like 160million yrs ago.
As all the other cool animals, these ofcourse live in the oceans near Australia, like hundreds of meters down in the ocean. So im sure Martin n Michael saw plenty of those while diving around 500m down, freediving without oxygen-tubes ofc.
But the scary thing about these i read a long time ago.. They somehow get's into the mouth of a fish or some other predator, and places himself right in the mouth, and the fish can't do shit about him sittin there, and when the fish's eating something, this little bastard gets all the food, and then the fish starving to death...
And after abit thinking to myself it got up to me that this means that the fish automatically will eat the isopods feces, and that makes me laugh, so I look up to this creature.
Movienight.
Tonight we'll prolly watch a few movies like the new Wolverine(2009) movie, and the first Spidermanmovie(2002).
And ofcourse I will youtube alot of covers of songs I love, like some chinese dude playing covers on MGMT - Kids. Or that 11yrs old jap-kid who prolly is the best guitarplayer in the world. Sungha Jung i think his name is..
Catch u on the flip side..
another day, another scary monster
HEYA!
Woke up like 1½h ago, and i've just been eatin' some carrots and watched Lost. And I felt I had to contribute with another animal now before I go to work, since nowdays im a good blogger, not a slacker..
This will be the "Spidermonster from the deepest oceans" aka. Japanese Spider Crab.
These pic's were the best I could find.. And now comes the scary facts:
It can grow a leg-span of almost 4meters(!!). Imagine this dude is big as your livingroom.. Thats the scary part with this fella', its their frickin size.
And also it has 10 friggin legs, which make's it just more scary.. gosh´.
Well enough about enormous spider crabs. Lets continue to the invasion of the christmascrabs.. Haha this video is just SICK, imean if u think its sick in the beginning when the is like many many big crabs, just wait till the ending, haha omg.
Well well, enouh for now! I need to head towards my lovely mcdonalds! Peace out bro's n hoes!
Big post to make up for my slackiness! About McDonalds, Animals, Destrogators, and ME ofc.
Well here in Oslo everything is poppin' like it always does..
Allthough im still eating McDonalds-food, i've stopped eating noodles twice a day, and like for now im sittin here chewing on a carrot instead, yeh making progress! Don't wanna die because of the colestorole blocking my veins, i'll rather have the cigarettes slowly killing me, much more worth it, ah..
McDonalds food for 2½ month now.
And since i have been eating mcdonaldsfood liek 6days a week for 2½month u prolly thinking to yerself; "my god, he prolly gain a few pounds now, since Rob isnt very much of a excercising dude", but wierd thing I haven't.. Not what i've noticed that is.. Though, I havent checked my weight since like 4 months ago..
And everyday im drinking atleast 1liter of Fanta, and 1liter of orange lemonade, and eating icecream with nonstop twice a day, and a bigmac or two...
Well well, enough about my mcdonalds.. I've noticed my last like 10 posts all inlclude mcdonalds.. Well that isn't very strange since I work 6 days a week, and the only thing im doing besides working is watching Lost-episodes..
About my trip to Stockholm.
I'm sad! I textmessaged my boss and asked if i could be free from the 14th to the 17th of May, ofcourse she answered me liek; " Rob, ofc u can't be free on the 17th of May, its our friggin nationalday, and everyone has to work.. peace out Rob, that was a silly question Rob. See you on the 17th of May, Rob."
And I was like omg cries wtf dude..
Well anyways im thinking of coming to Stockholm just the 14th-16th.. That means I miss one night of with the guys on the Saturday... Sad isn't it?..
Where are my friends?
I havent heard anything of Erik for the past month, uknow my bro' who's out discovering the world outside Europe.. Crazyman that is, I wouldn't dare doing outside Swedens or Norway's borders..
I think maybe he forgot all of his friends at home in Sweden, and just surfing all day n drinkin beers all night in some far-away paradise... Again, sad isn't it?
And what about Martin the Bird-watcher? He haven't blogged for liek 3-4days since he's out rollin' around in his Van with Michael in Australia.. What if their van has been eaten up by some friggin huge destrogator or something? I dont know what a destrogator is, I just made it up.. But if u say it with a scary voice it sounds kinda scary..
Who fuckin knows what terrible animals there is in Australia.. Dude, I watched this youtube clip of some ghost-alligator some days ago, I mean, look at this fuckin specie, I totally would freak out if this guy ordered a cheeseburger from me at McDonalds;
Though I read that these dudes often are blind, so the chance he'd find the McDonalds I work at isn't that big :) Phew..
New theme on my blog.
And now u probably wondering why i've started to have pictures of wierd animals in my blog every post..? Well every blog has to have some "thing" to make it special, and instead of the "what-clothes-i-wore-today"-topics, im now gonna try to post some crazylooking animals and give u some small facts about 'em every now and then. I hope u enjoy it, else I have to go to the points where I start posting naked pictures of myself, and that wouldn't be kinda awesome since im kinda hairy, and would prolly scare the most of my readers away... And maybe getting some new ones, who's got the into-hair-fetisch..
Just to make up for me slacking so much the past days, this is going to be a bigmac-post, uknow twice the meat n salad, and ofcourse twice the pickle also.
So here we go, this is a Star faced Mole. U know like cute mole, but with a friggin montorous face, i had chills down my spine when I saw this pic and imagined 10 of those running around, large as cats, on the floor in my dark room, EUUW!
The Star Nosed Mole is a great swimmer, and has a big tail which it store fat inside, like camels do in their bumps uknow? They live in canada and i the northern U.S. (Thank god they're not living here. Imean look at those claws??, And that double-morphed-vagina-face?? ECKK!!
Though, one cool things about these monsters, except for the claws (i'd love to have those), is that it may be able to sence elecric fields.. It also has the title as "the fastest eating mammal" which is kinda awesome..
Stay Tuned for more scary animals 'n tales about my adventourus McDonalds-working! Some sneakpeaks of whats coming, cant say any names, cuz then u'r just googling it :( ; The facehugger-lookalike, The spidermonster of the deepest ocean, The invading red killer-****'s AND MUCH MORE!!
Haha i love scary animals :D remeber those old days when i used to watch like "spider vs. scorpion"-vid's with Jonathan and Erik allthrough the lessons in Walthers Highscool.
Well enough for now! See you in another life brotha'
Peace.
reincarnation
I've always wondered whats happening after death uknow like everyone wonders.. Is there just eternal darkness or do you get the chance to either go to God's crib n' pop a few beers n hang around with naked women or to go down and torture ppl with satan himself on yer side..
Well since I, just as everybody else doesnt have a clue, i'd like us to get reborned as animals or something cool like maybe dragons or dinosaurs, i wanna be a t-rex, so ownage..
Well maybe my imagination is abit wild, but whatever, nobody knows!
And though if we get reborned as either animals or other humans or stuffs like that, i know what mr.God would reborn me as :(
Im like 100% sure that mr.God would turn me into one of these very handsome creatures:
This is some kinda new specie called Mangalitza Gilt, some kind of australian specie.
Maybe Bird-Watcher Martin and American Footballskater Mikael have seen some of those on their trip to NZ and OZ?4
(Don't mind the lettercombination-girl on the picture, its ofcourse the piglamb im talking about :)
WELL, ALL I WANNA DO IS BANG, BANG ,BANG, BANG, KAA-CHING AND TAKE YOUR MONEY
PEACE
dead n gone
Im sittin here in our apartment, just paused my Lost-episode cause one of my many thousand readers is calling me a bad blogger.. Well I dont judge him.. He's fucking right.. Im like bloggin just when i feel to blog.. Do you think blondbell wants to put her posts up ever 2nd hour? Well sure ofc she wants to.. she gets fucking payed like hellofalot $'s every month..
Well today it's thursday, but not a normal thursday, its friggin Valborg.
And how am I gonna celebrate the day of Valborg?
Im gonna celebrate it by working 16.00-24.00 at McDonalds, Bo yah!
And tomorrow it's 1st of May which they're celebrating here.. That means 100% more cash tomorrow!
And what am i gonna to this weekend.. like go out drinking some beers or something maybe? Nah im working 16.00-24.00 both friday and saturday...
Well atleast free on sunday, so maybe I'll be out doin some inlining or bustin' some caps in some norweigan dudes.
This is what i did last weekend. I drank beers with a couple of girls at the Frogner-park.
Me and some random cute girl at the Frogner-park.
Me and another of my cute blogreaders. <3
Haha peace out bruvvas, need to focus on my noodles.
U COULD HAVE WHATEVER U LIKE
It's been a while since i updated last, and thats because I had a badass hangover as usual the weekend after beeing in Stockholm, and im not talking like hangover-sunday, im talking tuesdaymorning-lasting hangover, haha.
WELL,
I've got 3 new favourite songs:
T.I - Live your life
T.I - Dead and gone
T.I - Whatever you like
Im getting more and more black every day passing, and I just love it. I think thats what im supposed to do.
Like some people becomes taxidrivers, some people cooks, others maybe'll become heroinists, well im when I grow up, im gonna be as black as Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, the actor who's playing Simon Adebisi in the tv-show Oz and "Mr. Eco" in "Lost".
Robert Akinnuoye-Ulander year 2011?
Imean, i love wearing a fitted cap, i love rapmusic. And the thing that makes me most black is my friggin' hair. My mom prolly had an affair with some somalian dude and something wierd happened and i become an albino negro or smthng, i dunno. And my lips look kinda afroamerican-juicy also, atleast sometimes, or maybe with a little plastic surgery they sure would.
Well what've i've been up to the last week? Wth do u think? Ofc i've been working on my dear high-class fancy restaurant, yeh "the golden seagull" as i've now started to call it, since the big M looks like a golden friggin cool bird, since birds do look like big M-letters.
Well i know one guy who really knows how birds do look like. That guy is mr. Bird-watcher Martin, who's travelling with his dear companion Mikael the american footballskater who plays ukulele, they're out south discovering new bird-species in NZ and OZ, atm in Cairns if im not wrong? Well im not jealous, ive got my golden birds here in Norway, and the weather is walk-around-in-just-underwear-in-the-city-able at the moment, so my advice to bird-watcherman och footballskater is to take the fastest ferry or train or jetski and come here to Oslo and do some heroin with me and all the cool guys hanging in the Cityterminal of Oslo.
And now since i've had a bit of a blogg-pause, my fingers just typing themself, but since I have to stop them so that I can go do stuffs i really need to do, like putting underwear on and eat something else than bigmacs and candy, my only option is to cut the fingertips of or something, or pour water on the keypad. Though, water on the keyboard wont make a difference when I then would use the screen-keyboard and mouseclick together another post on this blog.
This is me cruising in the hoods on my new Harley... Jealous? U should be. (Notice the crazy kid to the right)
So here my fingertips go off, PEACE <3
off to work
And now i've got like 1h before I need to exit this apartment before it blows up.. nah, just have to leave it so I wont miss my train!
Atm i aint got any food at home, cause of the friggin easterweekend everything was closed..
Well it's not like anyone ever died from starvation... Haha nevermind, I fucking work at mcdonalds, so I dont have to care about eating :D i'll just grab a couple of cheeseburgers when i arrive there at 16.00..
Well i need to take a shower now though!
PIZ AUT TARDZ
gotta live it out
Whaddap dawgs!
Just shot my cigarettebutt into the grass-footballcourt below my balcony hoping to set it on fire so that them damn kids stop waking me up before 14.00pm :D
Well another workingshift ended, followed up by a couple episodes of Lost, which I totally love atm.. Im at the 11th ep of the 1st season, so i've got plenty left, kinda awesome!
As it looks now, im heading towards my hometown this friday, Stockholm that is for you noobs from france or germany trying to read this. It's prolly gonna be an kinda awesome weekend since i've got both friday and saturday booked up with fun stuffs to do!
But im also kinda sad, i've been braggin' about much im getting payed this month, and now i heard that im just getting payed for the days i worked 7th-31th marsh or 30th or whatever it is.. So these days when i get totally overpayed now in the easterweekend im not getting payed for until next month! Bah :) Well, it'll prolly be a kinda fat salary for me next month then!
Well now im off to bed! Hope u havin a blast at home or whereever u are, asia, australia, new zeeland or w/e!
Peace out and good night!
free friday frevening!
HAI BOIS N GURLS!
Was sent home early from work today, pretty nice.. But also pretty non-nice since im getting 100%more money working these "sunday-weekdays". But whatever im free tonight, and there's alot of things going on and happening tonight... not.
Since i either have no friends, nor any money, i cant do shit today, i'll prolly be home watching Lost or something.
Walked thru the drugdealingspot just outside the centralstation of oslo, so scary, imean if i werent have weared headphones, i would be asked to buy hasch like 5 times in 5 secs, and even tho i wore headphones i could read "hasch?" on their lips ;D
Kinda crazy.. dunno what the police are doing in this town.. Imean there's a policeoffice like 30secs away from that spot, and still they sell stuffs right infront of everyones eyes 24/7, stupid norway :D
Well well, since its easter tomorrow, I celebrated today with a kebab for 150:-...
Nah just kidding, thats just lies ppl saying "YEH I HEARD IN NORWAY 1 PIZZA IS 200:-"
Its like the same prices in sweden, but with the norweigan currency,
like if a pizza is 100:- in Sweden, its 100nok in Norway, thats 130sek. HEHE i hope aint confusing u, im almost confusing myself.
Anyways here's a pic of my easter-kebab;
Looks tasty eeh? (Was kinda wierd when im used to eat Bambi/Mirella-kebab, thisone had like big clumps of meat, and imean CORN? And no jalapeno? And the garlicsauce was mayonnaise-based? Sigh...)
Peace out all u tards out there <3
Im forming myself an army of robots
Here's some pics, untransformed and transformed, WOHO:
My favourite is the blue-red truckone, since he's like the badass of transformers, i think his name is like Optimus Prime something.
They SO melt into the environment, i mean, imagine them on a parkinglot or something, you wouldnt notice the difference between these vehicles and the real cars etc?
Today I also got an sms from my dear boss Liz. She asked if i wanted to work saturday night, and since its like 260nok/h i couldnt say no to that ;) Though, i asked if i could be free next friday, saturday and sunday, and she answered; "YEH SURE DUDE" So im kinda happy, cause thats = a trip to sweden!:)
At the moment im eating noodles, drinking orangelemonade, and listening to Sublime, they're kinda awesome.'
So soon its time for 100g chocolate, and prolly an ep of office or maybe Lost. Just started to watch both of them tv-shows, they're both awesome!:)
We'll peace out niggards, my noodles are getting cold.
Peace
Not what I expected!
It wasnt the heroin,cocain,marijuana,bakingpowder-mix i expected, it was a pack of goodies from my dear mother who's just as great as a mother can be!
I'll post a pic of the contents in the package, here we go;
At last she's okay with me smoking, allthough my grandfather died in cancer prolly from smoking, RIP.
This package coulnt be better, since im running low on smokes, and I like popcorns, and they aint selling chewingums in these 25pacs here in stupid norway. Though, im not that into asparungus soup,....or I dont know, i havent tried it, but i sure will mom!
good night to y'all! PEACE
anonymous letter recieved
I just came home from my beloved mcdonalds, noticing i've got mail. Not email, or ofcourse i had some emails also, tho nothing more interesting than my sister commenting on my facebook status..
The letter/package I recieved is large and green, and it has a weigt of 1kilo something..
I hope this is my 1kilo mixture of heroin, cocain, marijuana and bakingpowder i ordered last night!
I'll post a pic of the package before opening it, so u can see how curious I am at the moment:
Anyways.. Todays work was like it always is, though, not that stressy that it usually is..
And if i have to stick to my routine, i should cook some noodles, pick up another episode of my name is earl, and just lay back in the very comfy chair and just enjoy! And thats exactly what im about to do!
Well take care my homeboys n homegirls, u'll hear from me again tomorrow prolly!
PEACE OUT!
And lots of kisses to my dear girlfriend who's away celebrating easter atm. xoxo! <3
wakie wakie, a few more months to my birthdaycakie
Karma doesn't want me to blog... Just wrote this message, and with all brainstorming it took like 20 minutes, and then i accidentally pressed the backspace button and everything got erased...
Well here we go again!
Whaddap my black bro's and my white bro's, and my everything inbetween bro's!?
I've just came home from my top-class work at mcdonalds majorstuen in central oslo, u can compare majorstuen to stockholms stureplan, except for the bums trying to sell you heroin or crazy pills whenever u stand still on the sidewalk.
Cuz of that im not standing still when im in majorstuen, even though Im waiting for a bus, or need to light my cigarette, i just keep walking, cause i hate turning them sweet bummies down, and also im not that into heroin..
Anyways.. Now u might noticed that im writing in english, and you're asking urself; "wtf, why isnt he writing in swedish?"
The answer to that question is that i wanna reach out worldwide uknow, to the other side of the world, the 3rd world n asia and rest of europe n stuffs..
Except for them damn frenchies n germans who refuses to learn english and sticks to their faggy baguette language n octoberfest-nazi-language..
Well i dont judge them.. stupid fucks
WELL... For those of you who's wondering how I am here in oslo, i must say that im fine thankyou.
Economical im not fine, but thanks to my great mom and her husband, and my dad, im fine!
And especially in 1 week when i get my paycheck im absolutely fine!
4000nok from 1week of kindergardening from last month, and another like 16.000nok from my high-class restaurantbusiness well soon be inserted on my norweigan bankaccount, cheers!
Elseways im also fine! I've got my routines now;
14.00 wake up
14.20 eating noodles watching "my name is earl" and eating 100g chocolate
14.45 washing my face and brushing my teeths, then watching another ep of "mynameisearl"
15.20 off to work!
16.00-00.15 working at the topclass restaurant i mentioned earlier in this message.
00.40 Im usually home.. cooking some noodles, eating 100g chocolate, and ofcourse, watching "my name is earl"
01.00-05.00 Watching movies or episodes of my name is earl, gossipgirl, heroes or whatever..
05.30-11.00 sleeping
11.00-14.20 snoozing
And thats how my days looks like 6 days a week. The free-day, im usually watching some ep's of any show that i feel for, and maybe celebrating with a 6pack of beers if i can afford it.
And how is it to work as an employee of Mr. Ronaldo Mcdonald?
Well in the beginning, i hated it. My legs wanted to give up on me, since they had to carry my body arount for like 8 hours with only a 20min food-break which included cigarette (and when i smoke, i cant sit down. since there aint no chairs and i donw wanna sit on the ground)
But now my brain and my legs is used to this, and they're not fucking with me anymore.
Also i can eat as much mcdonalds food i want, today i ate; 7 nuggets, 1 bigmac, 1 chicken salsa and a cheddardipsauce and 2xcurrydipsauce, just for the lunchbreak, HEHE.
And to make up for that, i powerwalk the 10minwalk from the subway to the apartment down to 5min, im quite a powerwalker i must say.
Now i wanna make u jealous, (not that i ever will be proud or wanna brag about working on mcdonalds, but i have to write this to atleast do something about the shame)
today i ate a mcflurry with all the toppings, Oreo, Oboy, nonstop, daim, caramelsauce, chocolatesauce. BO YAH
And i also made myself a cheeseburger with 4xcheddarcheese-slices, and salsasauce instead of ketchup, and im never eating a cheeseburger without atleast 3xcheddarcheese-slices again.
And ofcourse i didnt put a stupid cucumber in my burger, dunno why mcdonalds keep on putting them in, since everyone just hate it and always spits it out,
except for this guy who once ordered a cheeseburger with extra cucumber, stupid norweigan dude ofcourse.
Well I dont wanna make this an essay, i just wanted to make sure u know what im up to here in norway, so u know im not sitting in the apartment selling heroin and injecting heroin all days long.
I'd love u hear from u guys n girls at home, PEACE OUT MY BROTHERLY BRO'S AND BELOVED HOE'S.
